A Cuban, a Frenchman, an American, and an American
lawyer are riding on a train. The Cuban begins praising one his nation's most
famous products.
"In Cuba", he says, "we make the world's finest
cigars. Just smell this beautiful hand-rolled cigar. Furthermore, we make them
in such abundance that we can waste them with impunity". Saying that, he tosses
the cigar out the window of the speeding train.
The Frenchman responds, "Oui, that is quite true,
and in my country we make the finest cheeses". He displays a hunk of fine cheese
to the others and says, "France is famous for its fine cheeses, and we produce
so much that we too can waste them without a thought." Saying that, he casts the
cheese out the window of the train.
The American gets up and throws the lawyer out the
window.
lawyer are riding on a train. The Cuban begins praising one his nation's most
famous products.
"In Cuba", he says, "we make the world's finest
cigars. Just smell this beautiful hand-rolled cigar. Furthermore, we make them
in such abundance that we can waste them with impunity". Saying that, he tosses
the cigar out the window of the speeding train.
The Frenchman responds, "Oui, that is quite true,
and in my country we make the finest cheeses". He displays a hunk of fine cheese
to the others and says, "France is famous for its fine cheeses, and we produce
so much that we too can waste them without a thought." Saying that, he casts the
cheese out the window of the train.
The American gets up and throws the lawyer out the
window.